A K-story

This post might seem really very silly to some people and very funny to some others. This post was written just for fun. I don’t intend to hurt anyone’s feelings or beliefs. Others who could not participate in this conversation earlier but enjoyed reading it, please go ahead and comment! And those who participated, have a gala time reading the entire thing again!!! 🙂

Hello folks.. Get some popcorn and start enjoying this previous janam/birth story with all kinds of twists and turns. This might sound somewhat like the usual episode of a saas-bahu type serial but it happened right there at Facebook. All the relationships and bonds of the previous birth were discovered and re-established within a few hours. And why not? Especially when you discover they are your blog buddies. Let’s give this some soap name from ‘K’, since K is lucky and I really want this mega- or giga- or tera- serial of ours to run successfully on my blogi-vision 🙂 And hopefully we will atleast get nominated for best actor/actress/supporting actress/mother/mother-in-law/vamp or whatever role. We can have the award ceremony later. Coming to the name, it’s upto you guys to suggest a good soap name stating with “K” for this story. The best Kekta-type name suggested wins a special award from me. Here is the story in the form of conversations (copy-pasted from Facebook). I hope that people like Shruti who could not participate but would have loved to participate will enjoy this conversation. The conversation started with the results obtained from an application in Facebook (the results are in bold font)

The following are the bloggers involved in this ex-family reunion story:

Ash(Me), Sreya, Neha, Rahul, Shankar and Sid

And the Drama begins………………..

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1. Ash is Sreya’s Husband in the previous life.
Sreya: btw, rahul, i didn’t publish… but u were my (or ours, ash n mine )son!!!
😀
Betaaaa….
Rahul: 😀
maaaa……….

2. Steph is discovered as Vidhu’s wife in the previous life.

Sreya: arre Steph, i m pichhle janam’s padosi ke biwi 😛 😀
pati ko samhalo!!! 😀 😀

Vidhu: sreya meri behan hai, aap unko padosi mat kahiye ! mere dil ko thes pahunchti hai 😦

Neha: hahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaa

Sreya: vidhu-ji aap mujhe behan keh rehe hain???!!!
nahinnnn!!!
ooo achha biwi ke samne “behan” chalega!!! 😀 😀

Sreya: mera puro family FB pe… includin’ extramarital!! 😛
@rahul… mera betaa… padhai karo! 😛

Sreya: btw, mera pati abhi so rahe hain shayad…
whenevrr ash gets up, she is in for a biggie!! 😀
her/his (watevr) pichhle janam’s full family includin competition on FB!!!

Sreya: btw, in this janam my hindi sucks… pichhle janam me it was pretty good!
😛

Ash: OMG! Rahul was our son? Betaaa go and study otherwise no more pocket money for you. Oh btw Shankar was our daughter sreya.. Poori family mil gayi 😛

3. Shankar is Rahul’s Sister in the previous life.

Rahul: mazaa aa gaya 🙂
behana please tie a raakhi.. 😀

Ash: Hahaha

Rahul: you were sreya’s husband..so u are my father..
hi Dad..
I need some money to buy a new car..

Ash: Chup chap jaake padayi karo..hamesha kelthe rehte ho..aaj se no pocket money..sreya ne bigaad ke rakka hai.. Btw Shankar is our bahu then.. Bahuuu

Ash: Sorry read it wrong. He is our daughter… Full family eh?

Rahul: happy family
😛
😀

Ash: Hahaha
Now u and Shankar shud start giving me some respect.. After all I was the head of the family 😀

Sreya: rahul… hamesha dad ko taang maat kiya karo!! 😛 😀
aur apni maa ko naam se koyi bulata hai kya???
Suniyeji waise mera hindi pehle se achha hai, hain na?? 😛
waisa where’s our daughter??!! 🙂 🙂

Rahul: wo apni saheliyon ke saath boxing khelne gayi hai..
aapko bina bataye..

Sreya: u know sammy? aur ek behan tumhara!! 😛 😀

Ash: Hehe.. Beti is poor in Hindi just like mother.. What to do! Beti has followed mom’s steps 😦

Ash: Hey wife what’s for dinner eh? Hahahaha.. N u better improve ur Hindi else I will divorce u 😀

Sreya: OYE! mere hubby!!! Ash!! Just woke up and asking for dinner??!! Hey
bhagawan! And hw can u divorce me, we are already dead!! In the pst life of
course!! 😀
And shankar, meri beti!!! Usse dhoond laye aap pati-ji!! 😛 😀

Ash: Aaah now I can’t even divorce 😦

Vidhu: 😀

Sreya: aap divorce ke soch rehen hai…
hai daiyaa mein maar jawa!!! 😀

Ash: Then what.. U have lovers n I don’t even know if these kids r mine 😦

Vidhu: 😀 answer, sreya !

4. Neha is Sreya’s Father in the previous life.

Neha: hahahaha, jinda rahe puttar 😛

Sreya: daddy!!!!! 🙂 🙂
mummy kahan hai??? 🙂 🙂

Neha: kaunsi wali mummy beta? 😀

Rahul: nanaji….
mujhe mere nanaji bhi mil gaye…
yippy!!

Ash: Oh wow my father in law.. 😀 you forgot to give me a car during marriage?
Can I get it now? 😛

Rahul: kya papa aap…
madam ne bataya tha ki dahej lena buri baat hai

Neha: i was a lawyer then also…so beta, dawri is illegal 😛

Sreya: and ash got me, what else cud he/she want??!! 😀

Ash: Yeah Rahul did u know that ur mother had extra marrital affairs?
Btw where is my MIL?

Neha: i asked already na, which one u r talking about?

Ash: Okay let’s negotiate.. How about a bike, instead of car? 😛

Neha: I asked, which MIL are u talking about? for, i have so many of them 😛

Ash: Omg.. Sreya r u listening?

5. Sid is Ash’s Sister in the previous life.

Ash: Now how is that? Rahul, this is your buwa

Sreya: great! i don’t what he is mine in Hindi…
but my hubby’s sister… ! 😛 😀

Neha: at least gender remains the same 😀

Sreya: whose gender????? sid’s??? 😀 😀 😀

Neha: what do u think? i am talking about Rahul? 😛

Sreya: ooo right!!! easy mistake to make!!! 😀 😀
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sid will kill me!!! 😀

Neha: let him, I anyways dont know him…:P

Sreya: let him???? u toh know me!!!! 😦 😀

Neha: oh did I say let him? I meant dont let him, but the second part remains the same 😀

Ash: Hehehe.. Sid is gonna kill u girls.. Gender remains same.. Rotfl

Sreya: arre mere pati ji aa gaye!!! 😀

Ash: Hehehe.. Where is my breakfast? I am getting late sreya 😡

Neha: I thought sid was to kill her for her comments…is she still alive?

Sreya: hamara ek aur! ash and i had been very busy in our last life!!!! 😛 😀 😀

6. Sam is Sreya’s Daughter in the previous life.

Sam: ROTFL… hiya mamma!where’s daddy?

Sreya: daddy is ash… rahul ur brother and shankar ur sister… chek chek!! 😀
pura family maojoot hai… 😀

Vidhu: and me ? u forgot ur extra marital affair ?

Sreya: how can i tell my daughter abt the extramarital… but then if u r the father… i might have to 😛 😀
don’t tell ash!! 😀 😀

Sam: Lol big family…

Vidhu: yeah, i’ll keep it a secret 😉 but i want to meet my daughter atleast on weekends ?

Ash: Looks like my wife had lot of other affairs 😮 what is this sreya? How many kids n how many lovers? Kids r increasing with every min 😉

Sreya: arre pati ji aap so jao….yeh sab mat suniye!!! chinta na karo!!! 🙂 🙂
aap to mera pehla aur aakhri pyar hai ji!!! 😀

Vidhu: acha ! aur main ? humare beech jo tha, uska kya sreya ?

Sreya: arre yaar san ihaan aa gaye…
mere paati abhi office ke liye nikaal rehen hain… then… okay??!! 😀 😀

Vidhu: okay hai jee 😛

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In case you are confused who is who, these family trees which we arrived at, might help you in understanding:

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And I want to award Sreya for starting this conversation session and for making all of us have a fun time. She so cutely dramatized the whole thing that I thought she deserves this award from my side. Love you loads girlie (wifey 😛 )!! 🙂

Claps claps claps!!! Curtains drop.

This is for the gang involved (Rahul, Sreya, Neha and other family members 😛 involved in the conversation pick this up). I am taking this up for myself too :D. This is just a token for remembrance 🙂