A K-story

This post might seem really very silly to some people and very funny to some others. This post was written just for fun. I don’t intend to hurt anyone’s feelings or beliefs. Others who could not participate in this conversation earlier but enjoyed reading it, please go ahead and comment! And those who participated, have a gala time reading the entire thing again!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

Hello folks.. Get some popcorn and start enjoying this previous janam/birth story with all kinds of twists and turns. This might sound somewhat like the usual episode of a saas-bahu type serial but it happened right there at Facebook. All the relationships and bonds of the previous birth were discovered and re-established within a few hours. And why not? Especially when you discover they are your blog buddies. Let’s give this some soap name from ‘K’, since K is lucky and I really want this mega- or giga- or tera- serial of ours to run successfully on my blogi-vision ๐Ÿ™‚ And hopefully we will atleast get nominated for best actor/actress/supporting actress/mother/mother-in-law/vamp or whatever role. We can have the award ceremony later. Coming to the name, it’s upto you guys to suggest a good soap name stating with “K” for this story. The best Kekta-type name suggested wins a special award from me. Here is the story in the form of conversations (copy-pasted from Facebook). I hope that people like Shruti who could not participate but would have loved to participate will enjoy this conversation. The conversation started with the results obtained from an application in Facebook (the results are in bold font)

The following are the bloggers involved in this ex-family reunion story:

Ash(Me), Sreya, Neha, Rahul, Shankar and Sid

And the Drama begins………………..

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1. Ash is Sreya’s Husband in the previous life.
Sreya: btw, rahul, i didn’t publish… but u were my (or ours, ash n mine )son!!!
๐Ÿ˜€
Betaaaa….
Rahul: ๐Ÿ˜€
maaaa……….

2. Steph is discovered as Vidhu’s wife in the previous life.

Sreya: arre Steph, i m pichhle janam’s padosi ke biwi ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜€
pati ko samhalo!!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

Vidhu: sreya meri behan hai, aap unko padosi mat kahiye ! mere dil ko thes pahunchti hai ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

Neha: hahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaa

Sreya: vidhu-ji aap mujhe behan keh rehe hain???!!!
nahinnnn!!!
ooo achha biwi ke samne “behan” chalega!!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

Sreya: mera puro family FB pe… includin’ extramarital!! ๐Ÿ˜›
@rahul… mera betaa… padhai karo! ๐Ÿ˜›

Sreya: btw, mera pati abhi so rahe hain shayad…
whenevrr ash gets up, she is in for a biggie!! ๐Ÿ˜€
her/his (watevr) pichhle janam’s full family includin competition on FB!!!

Sreya: btw, in this janam my hindi sucks… pichhle janam me it was pretty good!
๐Ÿ˜›

Ash: OMG! Rahul was our son? Betaaa go and study otherwise no more pocket money for you. Oh btw Shankar was our daughter sreya.. Poori family mil gayi ๐Ÿ˜›

3. Shankar is Rahul’s Sister in the previous life.

Rahul: mazaa aa gaya ๐Ÿ™‚
behana please tie a raakhi.. ๐Ÿ˜€

Ash: Hahaha

Rahul: you were sreya’s husband..so u are my father..
hi Dad..
I need some money to buy a new car..

Ash: Chup chap jaake padayi karo..hamesha kelthe rehte ho..aaj se no pocket money..sreya ne bigaad ke rakka hai.. Btw Shankar is our bahu then.. Bahuuu

Ash: Sorry read it wrong. He is our daughter… Full family eh?

Rahul: happy family
๐Ÿ˜›
๐Ÿ˜€

Ash: Hahaha
Now u and Shankar shud start giving me some respect.. After all I was the head of the family ๐Ÿ˜€

Sreya: rahul… hamesha dad ko taang maat kiya karo!! ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜€
aur apni maa ko naam se koyi bulata hai kya???
Suniyeji waise mera hindi pehle se achha hai, hain na?? ๐Ÿ˜›
waisa where’s our daughter??!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

Rahul: wo apni saheliyon ke saath boxing khelne gayi hai..
aapko bina bataye..

Sreya: u know sammy? aur ek behan tumhara!! ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜€

Ash: Hehe.. Beti is poor in Hindi just like mother.. What to do! Beti has followed mom’s steps ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

Ash: Hey wife what’s for dinner eh? Hahahaha.. N u better improve ur Hindi else I will divorce u ๐Ÿ˜€

Sreya: OYE! mere hubby!!! Ash!! Just woke up and asking for dinner??!! Hey
bhagawan! And hw can u divorce me, we are already dead!! In the pst life of
course!! ๐Ÿ˜€
And shankar, meri beti!!! Usse dhoond laye aap pati-ji!! ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜€

Ash: Aaah now I can’t even divorce ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

Vidhu: ๐Ÿ˜€

Sreya: aap divorce ke soch rehen hai…
hai daiyaa mein maar jawa!!! ๐Ÿ˜€

Ash: Then what.. U have lovers n I don’t even know if these kids r mine ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

Vidhu: ๐Ÿ˜€ answer, sreya !

4. Neha is Sreya’s Father in the previous life.

Neha: hahahaha, jinda rahe puttar ๐Ÿ˜›

Sreya: daddy!!!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚
mummy kahan hai??? ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

Neha: kaunsi wali mummy beta? ๐Ÿ˜€

Rahul: nanaji….
mujhe mere nanaji bhi mil gaye…
yippy!!

Ash: Oh wow my father in law.. ๐Ÿ˜€ you forgot to give me a car during marriage?
Can I get it now? ๐Ÿ˜›

Rahul: kya papa aap…
madam ne bataya tha ki dahej lena buri baat hai

Neha: i was a lawyer then also…so beta, dawri is illegal ๐Ÿ˜›

Sreya: and ash got me, what else cud he/she want??!! ๐Ÿ˜€

Ash: Yeah Rahul did u know that ur mother had extra marrital affairs?
Btw where is my MIL?

Neha: i asked already na, which one u r talking about?

Ash: Okay let’s negotiate.. How about a bike, instead of car? ๐Ÿ˜›

Neha: I asked, which MIL are u talking about? for, i have so many of them ๐Ÿ˜›

Ash: Omg.. Sreya r u listening?

5. Sid is Ash’s Sister in the previous life.

Ash: Now how is that? Rahul, this is your buwa

Sreya: great! i don’t what he is mine in Hindi…
but my hubby’s sister… ! ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜€

Neha: at least gender remains the same ๐Ÿ˜€

Sreya: whose gender????? sid’s??? ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

Neha: what do u think? i am talking about Rahul? ๐Ÿ˜›

Sreya: ooo right!!! easy mistake to make!!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€
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sid will kill me!!! ๐Ÿ˜€

Neha: let him, I anyways dont know him…:P

Sreya: let him???? u toh know me!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿ˜€

Neha: oh did I say let him? I meant dont let him, but the second part remains the same ๐Ÿ˜€

Ash: Hehehe.. Sid is gonna kill u girls.. Gender remains same.. Rotfl

Sreya: arre mere pati ji aa gaye!!! ๐Ÿ˜€

Ash: Hehehe.. Where is my breakfast? I am getting late sreya ๐Ÿ˜ก

Neha: I thought sid was to kill her for her comments…is she still alive?

Sreya: hamara ek aur! ash and i had been very busy in our last life!!!! ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

6. Sam is Sreya’s Daughter in the previous life.

Sam: ROTFL… hiya mamma!where’s daddy?

Sreya: daddy is ash… rahul ur brother and shankar ur sister… chek chek!! ๐Ÿ˜€
pura family maojoot hai… ๐Ÿ˜€

Vidhu: and me ? u forgot ur extra marital affair ?

Sreya: how can i tell my daughter abt the extramarital… but then if u r the father… i might have to ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜€
don’t tell ash!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

Sam: Lol big family…

Vidhu: yeah, i’ll keep it a secret ๐Ÿ˜‰ but i want to meet my daughter atleast on weekends ?

Ash: Looks like my wife had lot of other affairs ๐Ÿ˜ฎ what is this sreya? How many kids n how many lovers? Kids r increasing with every min ๐Ÿ˜‰

Sreya: arre pati ji aap so jao….yeh sab mat suniye!!! chinta na karo!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚
aap to mera pehla aur aakhri pyar hai ji!!! ๐Ÿ˜€

Vidhu: acha ! aur main ? humare beech jo tha, uska kya sreya ?

Sreya: arre yaar san ihaan aa gaye…
mere paati abhi office ke liye nikaal rehen hain… then… okay??!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

Vidhu: okay hai jee ๐Ÿ˜›

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In case you are confused who is who, these family trees which we arrived at, might help you in understanding:

family-tree21

family-tree11
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And I want to award Sreya for starting this conversation session and for making all of us have a fun time. She so cutely dramatized the whole thing that I thought she deserves this award from my side. Love you loads girlie (wifey ๐Ÿ˜› )!! ๐Ÿ™‚

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Claps claps claps!!! Curtains drop.

This is for the gang involved (Rahul, Sreya, Neha and other family members ๐Ÿ˜› involved in the conversation pick this up). I am taking this up for myself too :D. This is just a token for remembrance ๐Ÿ™‚

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134 thoughts on “A K-story

  1. lol ..comedy po..the disclaimer was unneeded.. and bloody so jobless u ppl are??and its all confusing..u made a family tree??omg..deforestation=reincarnation..anyways forgive the cliche..it was nice read..free

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  2. I am still waiting for my sister to come and say something..
    jyada sharmana theek nahi hai….

    and what? my mother (also) had an extramarital affair??

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  3. Arey ashwini! What’s all this!! ROFL!!!!
    I was completely laughing! But girl…err….sirji, aapki beti shankar kahan gayi? He/she was not in this conversation! Migh…I think she is feeling shy to start a convo :D..You have brought up your daughter so well sirji! Aur aapki pathni bahut achi hai:P How many extra marital affairs and how many kids :O Sreya really really had a busyyyyy life ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜€
    Really, truly awesome! Completely enjoyed it!!

    P.S: But i missed it ash! Completely missed this fun!

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  4. Shruti, do join FB, yaar! We missed you! ๐Ÿ™‚
    By the way, our daughter (Shankar) is a bit shy. Hasn’t started talking yet! ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜€
    RSV, daddy of course loves mummy more!! Achha thik hai, since i’m a good mummy, let’s share… :~))
    And suniye-ji! thankyoi-ji! *full sharmana* ๐Ÿ˜€
    And to no one in particular: Thank God Ash doesn’t know, besides having an extramarital with Vidhs, I was also Ste’s wife!!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

    Great post girl err… hubby!!! I had been thinking of doing the same! But the family tree was the icing!! I’ll post it on FB! ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ™‚

    Thanks for the sweet words. And we all rocked didn’t we!! ๐Ÿ˜€

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  5. I’m sorry I read it twice but got completely lost in the family punar janam saga ๐Ÿ˜ฆ Will re-visit a little later & try again.

    Btw, with my little understanding, I gathered you’re on FB. Do add me!

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  6. RIFL girl…too good…u actually posted the whole damn thing…hahahahahaahah…but I know only 3 of u, so half the relations still wouldn’t have made sense to me, but ur family tree clarified it all…n btw, only 2 ex-partners? hmmm, my impression is pretty good in front of my darling DIL ๐Ÿ˜›

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  7. ROFL ๐Ÿ˜† FB n its funny applications and u ppl on top of that! Superb time-pass eh ๐Ÿ˜‰
    A family tree with blue n pink too – awesome girl ๐Ÿ˜€

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  8. My mom has some complicated affairs.. its pretty difficult to understand her….
    and i didnt understand the second entire convo…

    “2. Steph is discovered as Vidhuโ€™s wife in the previous life”

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  9. Somehow FB has completely demolished my character!!! Last life’s of course!! ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜€

    Thank God Ash did say that I dramatized it!! ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ™‚

    People will start hating this bewafa bahu!!! ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜€

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  10. Oh man, oh man…oh man…this is more complicated than the complete K-series…damm u ashwini, fix these feeds…i cud read only the title in office (use feedburner for noble sould like me who survive on feeds)…

    now, I really did not follow the relationships, but understood one thing…that my distant brother’s (Ash’s) family is creating a big chaos here, naughty naughty family… and however complicated and confusing and embrassing it may sound, I am the distant cool aunt of the notty people who comes once in a while and shouts watup…:P

    As far as Neha madam is concerned, u know me, u have seen my blog and I have seen yours… but aparently we have not been officially introduced, I am the one who is gonna kill you…

    and yes Misfit girl, you are also in my list after her…cos as the officially sali of last janam…so ideally…i have the ‘official’ right to mess with you…

    p.s. I am going to kill you

    Now, for my last janam ka brother (Ash) we have to go hunting the parents… and aparently I need to know where the hell is my family…or did i die only by hitting on Guria??

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  11. Did I actually start all this??!!! :O
    It seems like a landslide!!
    I’m dying in my last life, patiji!!

    I’m crying out in my deathbed!!
    Main hamesha aap se wafa ki hain, par aap samajh nahin paye… aj jab main aur nahin rahungi… tab aap jaan jayenge ke main sirf aap aur sirf aapki hi thi!!!! *music-music*

    Producer aur paise nahin derehe hain… so, the vamp dies as sati-savitri!!!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

    By the way, i do know Hindi but have difficulty typing it in English! ๐Ÿ˜›

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    • hehe.. I was just talking about the possibility that Sid killed you and Neha. It may not be the truth.. I might come and kill Sid when he tries to kill you people. You know how much I love my wife right? ๐Ÿ˜‰ Check out.. you were my teacher too.. I had married my teacher, you know ๐Ÿ˜€ I wouldnt let my wife like that ๐Ÿ™‚ Especially when I found out another daughter of ours..check out!!

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  12. oh man!!! read this again and it was so much fun..went down the memory lane..nostalgic post ๐Ÿ˜€

    now, forget all the old relations and let’s start afresh..

    where is my Guria? ๐Ÿ˜€

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